GIFT.

                                                                 Gift.










   Christmas is at hand and with it the urge to gift someone special or a friend or relative, always remembering that you're not buying something for yourself. But, of course you don't want to insult or infuriate anybody. Therefore, there are things you should avoid to present with, in some cases by very obvious reasons.
   Just for the sake of it, trying to help with the best of my ability, here's a list of things to be avoided to be used as a gift...


Cash.
Depends on how much, of course!

Cleaning supplies.
They are going to wonder what you're really trying to say...

Re-gifted.
Would you like to get one?

Exercise gear.
It's like you're trying to say: "You should loose some weight!"

Dress.
Just imagine... You bought a size 10, but she wears a 6...

CD's or DVD's.
Unless you think they are an antique collector...

Wrinkle cream.
Specially to your grandma...

Knife.
Don't you think is creepy?

Ugly sweater.
They make horrible gifts...

Fruitcake.
Not even kids will eat them...

Lingerie.
Unless your giving to your significant one, that's weird...

Skis.
Who's paying for the lessons?

Souvenirs.
Nobody needs to commemorate an experience they didn't have.

Shapewear.
Cruelty? At christmas time?

Toilette paper.
They may think it's a shitty gift...

Gift box with lotions and bubble bath.
Unless they really stink.

Socks.
Come on! You can do better. It applies to ties as well.

Gift for yourself.
Unless you live in the same house...

Cheap point-and-shoot cameras.
Don't forget. Everybody carries a camera these days, at all times...

Scale.
Honestly?!







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