THAT'S FOR SURE!

                                                       That's for sure!




   Eddy and Eydie, a couple from Minneapolis, were the most loving couple you'd ever find, even after a thorough search. They used to do everything together. They even worked at the same office, sharing the same business...
   Nevertheless, despite all that love and friendship they were never able to take a vacation. Now, this year was special; they were commemorating their silver anniversary and for that, they would be traveling together, regardless.
   They decided to go to Florida, not only for this special occasion but, also to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They also planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 25 years earlier. Yet, because of their hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. 
   So, the husband left their town and flew to Florida on one day and his wife would fly down the following day. 
   After a trip that was not wonderful only because his significant one wasn't with him, the husband checked into the hotel...
   Since the room was equipped with a computer, he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.
   However, because his list of contacts was on his computer back at home, he had to type the e-mail address from memory. When doing that, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail which mistakenly went to the wrong address.
   Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had  just returned home from her husband funeral. He was a minister who was "called home to glory" after having a heart attack.
   Still devastated, looking for something to take her mind out of reality, she decided to check her e-mail, expecting to receive condolences from friends or relatives. But, after reading the first message she screamed and fainted.
   Hearing that, her son hushed into the room, found his mother unconscious on the floor, and saw the message on the computer screen which read:
  
   To: My loving wife
   Subject: I've arrived!

   I know you're surprised to hear from me.
   They have computers here now and you're allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones.
   I've just arrived and have been checked in. I've also seen that everything has been prepared for you arrival tomorrow. 
   Looking forward to seeing you then!
   Hope you journey is as uneventful as mine was...
   P.S. It is damned hot down here... That's for sure!





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